Priorities, sorted.
Ape found a phone, a paper bag, and far too many opinions on the internet. He kept the phone, put on the bag, and left the opinions for later. They seemed like the sort of thing that could wait.
THE ANONIM APE SOCIETY ANON
Little ape. Big internet.
One paper bag to deal with it all.
CA: 2ALkVqrGDjrjhWb3DgCnfr5uihDLKgu7JDS7PqfEpump
Every bag01 / THE LORE
No grand prophecies.
Just an ape finding his own way
to look at the world.
Ape found a phone, a paper bag, and far too many opinions on the internet. He kept the phone, put on the bag, and left the opinions for later. They seemed like the sort of thing that could wait.
It was quiet inside the bag. On the screen, candles moved around. ANONIM APE watched like he understood every single one. Then he turned the phone sideways to broaden his horizons. The chart was wider now. That felt like progress.
Stare at a chart long enough and one thing becomes clear: the phone needs charging. Friends bring Ape memes. He gives them silence. Everyone assumes it is a profound response. Nobody wants to admit they have no idea what it means.
02 / THE CHART